It’s Not That I Don’t Like Movies, But…
It’s Not That I Don’t Like Movies, But…
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I prefer to catch movies at home,
Not in theaters where tall fellows roam.
There they prowl, on the hunt
For the seat right in front,
To bestow a great view of their dome.
Tags: Appearance Humor, Films, Height Challenged, Height Humor, Movie & Play Humor, Movies, Petite, Theater Humor, Theatres
Or the guys with the noisy snacks…
I can’t think of anything to rhyme.
…who sit at my backs…
I give up!
Who have coughing attacks. :)
This still needs work, but it makes me giggle:
I go to the movies with mimes.
For there may be more hideous crimes
(Though I’m not sure just what)
Than busting a gut
At the most inappropriate times.
Fun one, Clay! You should enter my upcoming limerick contest — to be announced very soon. The topics will be money and/or taxes.
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