Boot-Licked
By Madeleine Begun Kane
My new laptop refuses to boot,
So I’m thinking of filing a suit.
Plug and play this sure ain’t.
If it started, I’d faint.
Lots of loot for this trash don’t compute.
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March 29th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Mad:
Thanks to you I’ve written my first (and second) ever limerick
check out the links, and also my long form political poems:
1: The Dead (a song for the dixie chicks)
http://my-poem-a-day.blogspot.com/2007/03/one-i-missed-11607-dead-song-for-dixie.html
2) Pop goes the wolfowitz
http://my-poem-a-day.blogspot.com/2007/03/fri-09-mar-07-pop-goes-wolfowitz.html
3) Presidential Knowledge (an Oxymoron)
http://my-poem-a-day.blogspot.com/2007/03/sun-04-mar-07-presidential-knowledge.html
4) Alberto’s gotta-go (ole…)
http://my-poem-a-day.blogspot.com/2007/03/thu-08-mar-07-phone-tap.html
let me know what you think.
Markb
April 4th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Nice job, markbnj!
April 5th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
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May 1st, 2007 at 7:02 am
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May 2nd, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Oh Mad, I’ve also joined OEDilf.com…
be kind to me, when you see my entry
for you see, I am of the ungentried
So, I am far from your level in style
You leave me far behind, by a mile
for now, they are quite elementary
May 2nd, 2007 at 10:38 pm
So glad to hear you joined OEDILF.com. It’s a great group of limerick writers. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.