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Boot-Licked

Boot-Licked
By Madeleine Begun Kane

My new laptop refuses to boot,
So I’m thinking of filing a suit.
Plug and play this sure ain’t.
If it started, I’d faint.
Lots of loot for this trash don’t compute. 

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6 Responses to “Boot-Licked”

  1. markbnj Says:

    Mad:

    Thanks to you I’ve written my first (and second) ever limerick
    check out the links, and also my long form political poems:

    1: The Dead (a song for the dixie chicks)
    http://my-poem-a-day.blogspot.com/2007/03/one-i-missed-11607-dead-song-for-dixie.html

    2) Pop goes the wolfowitz
    http://my-poem-a-day.blogspot.com/2007/03/fri-09-mar-07-pop-goes-wolfowitz.html

    3) Presidential Knowledge (an Oxymoron)
    http://my-poem-a-day.blogspot.com/2007/03/sun-04-mar-07-presidential-knowledge.html

    4) Alberto’s gotta-go (ole…)
    http://my-poem-a-day.blogspot.com/2007/03/thu-08-mar-07-phone-tap.html

    let me know what you think.

    Markb

  2. madkane Says:

    Nice job, markbnj!

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  5. markbnj Says:

    Oh Mad, I’ve also joined OEDilf.com…

    be kind to me, when you see my entry
    for you see, I am of the ungentried
    So, I am far from your level in style
    You leave me far behind, by a mile
    for now, they are quite elementary

  6. madkane Says:

    So glad to hear you joined OEDILF.com. It’s a great group of limerick writers. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.

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