If you’re a feline fan who’s very allergic to cats (as I am) and you’re very rich (as I’m not,) scientists have come to your rescue with genetically altered cats:
Ode To Genetically Altered Cats
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Do cats make you suffer and wheeze?
There’s a cure for some real hefty fees:
A kitty whose genes
Are swept allergen clean.
You can kiss and it won’t make you sneeze.
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October 12th, 2006 at 8:17 am
The Carnival of Satire (#50)…
Well, it sure looks like we jumped the gun putting Monsieur Foley on the banner last week. Yep, this week’s Carnival of Satire is dominated by satire about Foley, from both sides, which we present. That said, wethinks one side dost protest too…
October 15th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
hehehe How funny!!!!
Thanks for joining the Carnival of the Cats this week
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee, Mini, Boni, Pepi and Gree
House of the (Mostly) Black Cats
October 15th, 2006 at 11:06 pm
Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed my cat limerick, and great job with the Carnival of the Cats.
November 14th, 2006 at 8:52 am
November 14, 2006 edition of All Things Medical….
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Welcome to the November 14, 2006 edition of All things medical.
So, folks this time we got plenty of the submissions. Let’s look at that.
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Quality of the sub…
December 31st, 2006 at 11:58 pm
Hey there was surfing through the internet and found your page on google . Enjoyed the good read wanted to say Happy New Year and keep up the good work.
May 6th, 2007 at 9:01 am
[…] Madeleine Begun Kane presents Ode To Genetically Altered Cats posted at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog. Allergic cat lovers, you definitely have to read this one, because “you can kiss and it won’t make you sneeze”. […]
July 1st, 2007 at 3:17 am
[…] Those with food allergy will obviously want to be mindful of the ingredients of the recipe (contain walnut and coconut), but if your only concern is seasonal allergies and other sinus problems, you probably want to give this a try. The comments of the post contain multiple positive testimonials of the treatment. Madeleine at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog has a limerick called : Ode to Genetically Altered Cats to give pet allergy sufferers a chuckle. […]
October 5th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Crazy…now they just need a cat that will do laundry.
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:31 am
I’m totally against genetically altered cats. Pretty soon they will have them walking and talking and we just can have that.
Anyway, anyone got a price for this kind of a procedure or do ya’ll think it will be something that has to be done before the cat is in the womb, or however you say it.
hehe,
Ricky,
March 19th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Designer Kat
By Gayle Pruitt
I have an unusual Kitty Kat His name is Mr. Gee
We play together all day long
He was designed especially for me
He never kills a rat or bird no nothing so grotesque
He sits on a chair, sofa, or bed or anywhere I deem best
He doesn’t have claws or tail you see
His little front legs are short
He doesn’t bother anyone or make a doggy bark
No need to have a littler box he takes one pill a day
His fur can change from red to green or do a full color display
My Kitty will never get sick or die
But when I get tired , you see
I just trade him in for a new little Kitty …Kitty Mr. Zee
March 20th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Cool though kinky poem. I would hurt anyone who altered a cat, they are too wonderful to mess with. So Gayle, too much time on your hands?