Ode To Genetically Altered Cats (Limerick)
If you’re a feline fan who’s very allergic to cats (as I am) and you’re very rich (as I’m not,) scientists have come to your rescue with genetically altered cats:
Ode To Genetically Altered Cats
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Do cats make you suffer and wheeze?
There’s a cure for some real hefty fees:
A kitty whose genes
Are swept allergen clean.
You can kiss and it won’t make you sneeze.
Tags: Allergens, Allergy Humor, Biotech, Cat Genes, Cat Humor, Feline, Health Satire, Hypoallergenic Cats, Kittens, Pet Humor, Scientific Advances
hehehe How funny!!!!
Thanks for joining the Carnival of the Cats this week :)
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee, Mini, Boni, Pepi and Gree
House of the (Mostly) Black Cats
Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed my cat limerick, and great job with the Carnival of the Cats.
Hey there was surfing through the internet and found your page on google . Enjoyed the good read wanted to say Happy New Year and keep up the good work.
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Crazy…now they just need a cat that will do laundry.
I’m totally against genetically altered cats. Pretty soon they will have them walking and talking and we just can have that.
Anyway, anyone got a price for this kind of a procedure or do ya’ll think it will be something that has to be done before the cat is in the womb, or however you say it.
hehe,
Ricky,
Designer Kat
By Gayle Pruitt
I have an unusual Kitty Kat His name is Mr. Gee
We play together all day long
He was designed especially for me
He never kills a rat or bird no nothing so grotesque
He sits on a chair, sofa, or bed or anywhere I deem best
He doesn’t have claws or tail you see
His little front legs are short
He doesn’t bother anyone or make a doggy bark
No need to have a littler box he takes one pill a day
His fur can change from red to green or do a full color display
My Kitty will never get sick or die
But when I get tired , you see
I just trade him in for a new little Kitty …Kitty Mr. Zee
Cool though kinky poem. I would hurt anyone who altered a cat, they are too wonderful to mess with. So Gayle, too much time on your hands?
hi there
Im not really allergic with cats but sometimes i experienced that problem, i remember one time i got a lot of rushes when my cat played with me last night. i think this cure may help me.
cat litter