Ode To Genetically Altered Cats (Limerick)
If you’re a feline fan who’s very allergic to cats (as I am) and you’re very rich (as I’m not,) scientists have come to your rescue with genetically altered cats:
Ode To Genetically Altered Cats
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Do cats make you suffer and wheeze?
There’s a cure for some real hefty fees:
A kitty whose genes
Are swept allergen clean.
You can kiss and it won’t make you sneeze.
Tags: Allergens, Allergy Humor, Biotech, Cat Genes, Cat Humor, Cats Humor, Feline, Health Satire, Hypoallergenic Cats, Kittens, Pet Humor, Scientific Advances