Comments on: Ode To Genetically Altered Cats (Limerick) http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/ Humorous Musings, Limericks, Song Parodies, & Satire About Stuff That Drives Me Mad (MadKane.com) Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:35:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 by: Neal McAfee http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-61862 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:00:43 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-61862 Cool though kinky poem. I would hurt anyone who altered a cat, they are too wonderful to mess with. So Gayle, too much time on your hands? Cool though kinky poem. I would hurt anyone who altered a cat, they are too wonderful to mess with. So Gayle, too much time on your hands?

]]> by: Gayle Pruitt http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-61713 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:20:00 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-61713 Designer Kat By Gayle Pruitt I have an unusual Kitty Kat His name is Mr. Gee We play together all day long He was designed especially for me He never kills a rat or bird no nothing so grotesque He sits on a chair, sofa, or bed or anywhere I deem best He doesn't have claws or tail you see His little front legs are short He doesn't bother anyone or make a doggy bark No need to have a littler box he takes one pill a day His fur can change from red to green or do a full color display My Kitty will never get sick or die But when I get tired , you see I just trade him in for a new little Kitty ...Kitty Mr. Zee Designer Kat
By Gayle Pruitt

I have an unusual Kitty Kat His name is Mr. Gee
We play together all day long
He was designed especially for me

He never kills a rat or bird no nothing so grotesque
He sits on a chair, sofa, or bed or anywhere I deem best

He doesn’t have claws or tail you see
His little front legs are short
He doesn’t bother anyone or make a doggy bark

No need to have a littler box he takes one pill a day
His fur can change from red to green or do a full color display

My Kitty will never get sick or die
But when I get tired , you see
I just trade him in for a new little Kitty …Kitty Mr. Zee

]]> by: hundreds of cats http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-34646 Fri, 02 Nov 2007 05:31:01 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-34646 I'm totally against genetically altered cats. Pretty soon they will have them walking and talking and we just can have that. Anyway, anyone got a price for this kind of a procedure or do ya'll think it will be something that has to be done before the cat is in the womb, or however you say it. hehe, Ricky, I’m totally against genetically altered cats. Pretty soon they will have them walking and talking and we just can have that.

Anyway, anyone got a price for this kind of a procedure or do ya’ll think it will be something that has to be done before the cat is in the womb, or however you say it.

hehe,

Ricky,

]]> by: Lolcats http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-31671 Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:30:43 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-31671 Crazy...now they just need a cat that will do laundry. Crazy…now they just need a cat that will do laundry.

]]> by: » AllerJeez Blog Carnival : 1st Edition http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-19750 Sun, 01 Jul 2007 07:17:00 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-19750 [...] Those with food allergy will obviously want to be mindful of the ingredients of the recipe (contain walnut and coconut), but if your only concern is seasonal allergies and other sinus problems, you probably want to give this a try. The comments of the post contain multiple positive testimonials of the treatment. Madeleine at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog has a limerick called : Ode to Genetically Altered Cats to give pet allergy sufferers a chuckle. [...] […] Those with food allergy will obviously want to be mindful of the ingredients of the recipe (contain walnut and coconut), but if your only concern is seasonal allergies and other sinus problems, you probably want to give this a try. The comments of the post contain multiple positive testimonials of the treatment. Madeleine at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog has a limerick called : Ode to Genetically Altered Cats to give pet allergy sufferers a chuckle. […]

]]> by: 1001 Cats Blog Carnival 1st Edition http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-10606 Sun, 06 May 2007 13:01:05 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-10606 [...] Madeleine Begun Kane presents Ode To Genetically Altered Cats posted at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog. Allergic cat lovers, you definitely have to read this one, because “you can kiss and it won’t make you sneeze”. [...] […] Madeleine Begun Kane presents Ode To Genetically Altered Cats posted at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog. Allergic cat lovers, you definitely have to read this one, because “you can kiss and it won’t make you sneeze”. […]

]]> by: Pet Lover http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-745 Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:58:35 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-745 Hey there was surfing through the internet and found your page on google . Enjoyed the good read wanted to say Happy New Year and keep up the good work. Hey there was surfing through the internet and found your page on google . Enjoyed the good read wanted to say Happy New Year and keep up the good work.

]]> by: RDoctor Medical http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-316 Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:52:37 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-316 <strong>November 14, 2006 edition of All Things Medical....</strong> —           Welcome to the November 14, 2006 edition of All things medical.  So, folks this time we got plenty of the submissions. Let’s look at that.  .  .                     . .       Quality of the sub... November 14, 2006 edition of All Things Medical….

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Welcome to the November 14, 2006 edition of All things medical. 
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]]> by: madkane http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-134 Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:06:33 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-134 Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed my cat limerick, and great job with the Carnival of the Cats. Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed my cat limerick, and great job with the Carnival of the Cats.

]]> by: Hot(M)BC http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-133 Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:13:04 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2006/10/09/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats/#comment-133 hehehe How funny!!!! Thanks for joining the Carnival of the Cats this week :) Purrrrrrrrs, Sanjee, Mini, Boni, Pepi and Gree House of the (Mostly) Black Cats hehehe How funny!!!!
Thanks for joining the Carnival of the Cats this week :)
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee, Mini, Boni, Pepi and Gree
House of the (Mostly) Black Cats

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