According to Trump, certain salacious sexual allegations about him couldn’t be true because he’s a “germaphobe.”
“Golden showers?” Who, me? There’s no way
I’d engage in such practice. Nyet! Nay!
Dodging germs would be tricky.
They’re sticky and icky–
Not as good a quick, sterile lay!
Surprise, surprise — Donald Trump has announced he isn’t running for president. Of course there’s no way Donald Trump was ever going to seek the presidency — the man’s a self-described germaphobe.
Donald’s Trumped Up Campaign
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Were you hoping for President Trump?
There’s a hurdle he simply can’t jump:
The hand-shaking mob —
On the stump, that’s his job.
And a hand is a germ-laden sump.
(More Donald Trump humor here.)
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
You can email her at madkane@madkane.com, visit her non-political humor blog, or stop by her home page.
