Why Should Ben Carson Captain Our Ship Of State? (Limerick)
Carson’s dearth of credentials is stark,
And being the prez ain’t a lark.
But just mention his lack,
Ben’s response will be whack:
He says “amateurs built [Noah’s] Ark.”
Ben Carson’s full Twitter quote is: “It is important to remember that amateurs built the Ark and it was the professionals that built the Titanic.”
Tags: Ben Carson, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Noah's Ark, Titanic
Is brain surgery
something to be attempted
by an amateur?