Open Limerick To Anthony Weiner

The audacity of politicians never ceases to astonish me. And Anthony Weiner’s run for New York City Mayor is only the latest example. I just don’t see how he can ever live down his Twitter scandal, and I say that as a New Yorker and former fan.

Open Limerick To Anthony Weiner
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Mr. Weiner, I once was a fan;
You’re an outspoken, liberal man.
But I’m sorry –you’re screwed
By the “ick” factor, dude,
So your mayor plans simply don’t scan.

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3 Responses to “Open Limerick To Anthony Weiner”

  1. Hansi says:

    Do these guys think we’re so stupid that we forgot what they did?

  2. One Anthony guy to an Tony,
    Your running for mayor’s b’lony
    Your evasion and fraud
    o’er your tweets blew your ward
    Your public persona’s too bony.

    I hope that’s not too explicit but, well, how else can you put it?

  3. Oh, just noticed, I left out an “e”. Sorry.