Limerick Ode To Paul “No-Compromise” Ryan

When it comes to partisan obstructionism, Paul Ryan’s record can’t be beat. And yet he has the audacity to brag about crossing the aisle to get things done.

Limerick Ode To Paul “No-Compromise” Ryan
By Madeleine Begun Kane

“No-Compromise” Ryan is blessed
With a talent for lyin’ with zest.
He will brag he’s bipartisan—
At whoppers Team Romney is best.

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4 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Paul “No-Compromise” Ryan”

  1. Bob Dvorak says:

    From the earliest days of my youth
    I was raised to seek honor and truth.
    On the left? Honest guys.
    From the right? Endless lies.
    On the morrow, one choice in the booth.

  2. brian miller says:

    today we shall see
    what our seeds have reaped…

  3. John Sardo says:

    “No compromise” Ryan is blessed
    With a press that crown’s him best
    In the headlines they’ve been honkin’
    ‘Bout the numbers he’s been wonkin’.
    Still his math is hard to digest.

  4. madkane says:

    Thanks for your fun verse Bob and John!