The Limerick Romney Wanted To Send Trump

This headline is funny, but not surprising: Donald Trump Takes Credit For Mitt Romney’s Big Win In Nevada:

“There was a lot riding on that particular race in Nevada and it was interesting, because the numbers were much, much greater than you thought,” Trump gloated. “And a lot of people are giving me credit for that. And I will accept that credit.”

Here’s the limerick that Romney staffers talked Mitt out of sending:

The Limerick Romney Wanted To Send Trump
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Donald, big thanks for your backing,
But I fear that your modesty’s lacking.
My win in Nevada
Was ME. You did NADA!
I regret I did not send you packing.

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3 Responses to “The Limerick Romney Wanted To Send Trump”

  1. Jolly Roger says:

    The Dullard and Helmethead. What a pair.

  2. Manicddaily says:

    These are all so clever. Thanks. K .

  3. madkane says:

    Thanks for your comments Jolly Roger and ManicDaily!