Naked Campaigning (Limerick)

Some folks are offended by Scott Brown’s “Thank God” retort to Elizabeth Warren’s she kept her clothes on joke. But this feminist isn’t.

I think Elizabeth Warren is great, but in response to a debate question, she did make a mild nudity joke at Scott Brown’s expense. So in that context, I just didn’t find Brown’s remark especially outrageous.

But that won’t prevent me from mocking Scott Brown in this limerick:

Naked Campaigning
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Brown nakedly showed us his tude,
As his race for the Senate debuted:
Vote for me and not Warren—
She’s Harvardly foreign.
And I’m cuter than Liz in the nude.

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8 Responses to “Naked Campaigning (Limerick)”

  1. I agree with you … and very funny limerick. I do neo-nursery rhymes on occasion.

  2. Osirisopto says:

    :)

  3. VJBinCT says:

    Scott Brown’s prognosis is rough
    so he’ll campaign all in the buff;
    Liz Warren’s a dame
    with a good sense of shame,
    and considers good speeches enough.

  4. DocWebster says:

    Brown is the color of turd
    Warren’s a quite lovely nerd
    If roles were reversed
    We could have “Naughty Nurse”
    But Brown as a Brain’s quite absurd

  5. VJBinCT says:

    should be a ‘keen sense of shame’.

    wish there were an edit feature here. ‘Poets’ never leave well enough alone.

    Scott Brown’s prognosis is rough
    so he’ll campaign all in the buff;
    Liz Warren’s a dame
    with a keen sense of shame,
    and considers good speeches enough

  6. siggiofmaine says:

    I like this a lot…doesn’t take much to offend some people. in my opinion, of course.☺.
    ☮ Siggi in Downeast Maine

  7. Morning says:

    funny indeed.

    :)

  8. madkane says:

    Thanks VJB and DocWebster for your fun limericks and thanks everyone for your kind words!