Said a starry-eyed, non-boating male
To his wife, “Sammy’s sailboat’s for sale.
I must buy it! It’s cheap!”
Her response was to weep
And reply “Better learn how to bail.”
Said a starry-eyed, non-boating male
To his wife, “Sammy’s sailboat’s for sale.
I must buy it! It’s cheap!”
Her response was to weep
And reply “Better learn how to bail.”
Tags: Boating Humor, Husband Humor, Sailboats
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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