Posts Tagged ‘Investment Limerick’

Stock Complaint (Limerick)

Thursday, September 18th, 2025

Whined a woman, “I’m knee-deep in hock.
And I’m told that it’s time to take stock.
Not the ‘stock exchange’ kind;
That’s the source of my bind.
I’m behind cuz I fell for that crock!”

Heirs Apparent (Limerick)

Saturday, October 23rd, 2021

When their granddad discussed his affairs,
He declared they’d be heirs with large shares
Of investments extensive
And assets expensive.
It turns out he was putting on airs.