Stock Complaint (Limerick)
Whined a woman, “I’m knee-deep in hock.
And I’m told that it’s time to take stock.
Not the ‘stock exchange’ kind;
That’s the source of my bind.
I’m behind cuz I fell for that crock!”
Whined a woman, “I’m knee-deep in hock.
And I’m told that it’s time to take stock.
Not the ‘stock exchange’ kind;
That’s the source of my bind.
I’m behind cuz I fell for that crock!”
Tags: Investment Humor, Investment Limerick, Stock Humor
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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