A fellow who longed to enhance
His chances at love and romance,
Took a ballroom dance class,
But did NOT meet a lass:
Only men who ALREADY could dance.
Posts Tagged ‘Romance Limerick’
A Class(ic) Tale? (Limerick)
Saturday, September 6th, 2025Foiled Romance (Limerick)
Monday, July 31st, 2023A young man who, alas, had no game,
Was rebuffed by a cold-hearted dame:
“You’ve no shot at romance
Not with me! Not at chance,
Like I told you the last time you came!”
Romance — A Foreign Concept? (Limerick)
Tuesday, February 19th, 2008Romance — A Foreign Concept?
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“Instead of your long-winded rants,”
Says the gal, “I’d prefer some romance.”
Then her husband replies
With a glint in his eyes:
“Tell me, where do you think you are — France?”
(Inspired by the “Romance” prompt over at Totally Optional Prompts. And speaking of prompts, there’s still time to give my “bad jobs” prompt a try.)
