Mother Goose Madness (Limerick)

I find “Mother Goose” puzzling. Don’t you?
Take that old gal who lives in a shoe
With her numerous tots.
Why a shoe, of all spots?
It’s a “shoe-inn,” you say? Where’s the loo?

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2 Responses to “Mother Goose Madness (Limerick)”

  1. Sjaan VandenBroeder says:

    I know just what you mean about Goose;
    I’ve asked similar questions of Seuss.
    Take that cat in a hat —
    In which hat has he shat?
    I shan’t think about that. What’s the use?

  2. madkane says:

    LOL! What’s the use, indeed?