Can’t Stomach This Limerick
Can’t Stomach This Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A fellow was feeling quite queasy,
And he blamed his five eggs over easy.
He complained to the chef,
Who yelled out for a ref,
And now both men are queasy and wheezy.
Tags: Chefs, Customers Humor, Fist Fights Humor, Food Verse, Health Limericks, Men, Restaurants, Upset Stomach Humor
A fellow was feeling quite queasy,
His date was tawdry and cheezy.
Left the waitress a tip,
the date let it slip,
“Stealing tips is always quite easy.”
A fellow was feeling quite queasy.
The type who could never say please. He
needed some help
and let out a yelp
And got a hand from a guy named Ken Kesey.
A fellow was feeling quite queasy
“She said she just wanted to please me.”
Now the burning sensation,
and the crab infestation,
makes him think that perhaps she was sleazy.