Dishing About Dish
Dishing About Dish
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I don’t have a dish — don’t have cable.
I avoid most TV when I’m able.
But the Net is a must.
DSL’s what I trust.
And believe me, this ain’t just a fable.
Tags: Cable Humor, DSL Verse, Satellite Dish Humor, TV Limerick



Some folks think the Internet’s keen -
On Google and Facebook they lean.
But a few will admit
That they really love it
For its vast supplies of the Obscene.
I don’t have a dish, but I have cable
Weaning my wife off it I’m not able
But the internet connection is a treat
And high speed cable can’t be beat
It’s all sitting there on my table!