Yet Another National Grammar Day Limerick
Yesterday I celebrated National Grammar Day by writing this limerick. Well, on the theory that syntax mockery ain’t a sin, I’ve written another:
Yet Another Limerick Ode To National Grammar Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Sometimes grammar rules feel like a yoke,
Like a jailer you’re dying to poke.
Though they live for a reason,
To break them ain’t treason.
Cuz guidelines are meant to be broke.
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Tags: Grammar Limerick, March Holidays, National Grammar Day, Writing & Publishing Humor
If I could swap my versifying skills for yours, I would do so in a heartbeat.
Thanks very much Nate! You do a good job with your verse, as well.
Long ago, my mother would faint,
If I ever uttered an “ain’t.”
Every error was felled
As the rules she upheld,
But today that position is quaint.
Thanks for the limerick, Karen. :)