Trump’s Record of Deception (Limerick)

Today’s Washington Post headline cries out for a limerick:

Donald Trump’s streak of falsehoods now stands at 33 days

Donald Trump has been president for all or part of 33 days. He has averaged four falsehoods or misleading statements a day(!) in that time. There hasn’t been a single day of Trump’s presidency in which he has said nothing false or misleading.

As Donald spouts stats that ain’t real,
Here’s one grounded in fact Trump won’t feel
Any impulse to tout:
Daily lies from the lout
Av’rage four — Donald’s Artifice Deal.

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One Response to “Trump’s Record of Deception (Limerick)”

  1. P Diane Schneider says:

    He’s rattling around in the White House
    Asserting he’s not such a louse
    While setting a tone
    With lies he has sown
    Is this guy a man or a mouse?