Limerick Ode To Ted “Everyman” Cruz (Limerick)

Headline of the Day: “Ted Cruz Didn’t Report Goldman Sachs Loan in a Senate Race.”

“I’m a populist guy to the bone.
I got all that I have on my own.”
That’s the message Cruz flacks,
Leaving out Goldman Sachs
And that million-buck Senate-race loan.

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