Jeb Bush – Unhappy Campaigner (Limerick)

Jeb Bush is sounding bummed these days about the toxic nature of the race to be the Republican presidential nominee:

I’ve got a lot of really cool things I could do other than sit around, being miserable, listening to people demonize me and me feeling compelled to demonize them. That is a joke. Elect Trump if you want that.

It seems Jebbie objects to the slings
And arrows of primary swings;
Having chosen to run,
He just ain’t havin’ fun…
And would rather do “really cool things.”

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One Response to “Jeb Bush – Unhappy Campaigner (Limerick)”

  1. Thomas Gorman says:

    It seems that Jeb! has been smok’n the Kush
    In he thinks he’ll be a President named Bush
    Be it Carson or Trump,
    He’d best get off the stump
    Or else he’ll take it in the tush!