“You have homework to do, so don’t dither,”
Said the mom, with a look that could wither.
“But mom,” said her teen.
“There’s something between
Your two feet, and I’m watching it slither.”
“You have homework to do, so don’t dither,”
Said the mom, with a look that could wither.
“But mom,” said her teen.
“There’s something between
Your two feet, and I’m watching it slither.”
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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