I am off to buy groc’ries today.
Do my errands by car? Nay! No way!
It’s so lovely outside,
That I’d rather not ride . . .
Though that heavy-lift trek back . . . OY VEY!
I am off to buy groc’ries today.
Do my errands by car? Nay! No way!
It’s so lovely outside,
That I’d rather not ride . . .
Though that heavy-lift trek back . . . OY VEY!
Tags: Errand Humor, Exercise, Groceries, Outdoors Humor, Outdoors Limerick, Shopping Humor, Shopping Limerick, Walking Humor, Walking Limerick
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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