The Lure (Limerick)
Said a woman, “It’s easy to lure me,
Because nothing can ever inure me
To fine choc’late’s allure.
And of this I am sure:
There’s undoubtedly NO way to cure me.”
Said a woman, “It’s easy to lure me,
Because nothing can ever inure me
To fine choc’late’s allure.
And of this I am sure:
There’s undoubtedly NO way to cure me.”
Tags: Candy Limerick, Chocolate Humor, Chocolate Limerick
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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