The Feud (Limerick)
“I abhor cousin Stewy, it’s true.
But don’t judge me for feuding with Stu:
Yes I harbor a grudge,
And I’m NOT gonna budge
Cuz he ‘borrowed’ and wrecked my canoe.”
Tags: Boat Humor, Boat Limerick, Feud Humor, Feud Limerick
“I abhor cousin Stewy, it’s true.
But don’t judge me for feuding with Stu:
Yes I harbor a grudge,
And I’m NOT gonna budge
Cuz he ‘borrowed’ and wrecked my canoe.”
Tags: Boat Humor, Boat Limerick, Feud Humor, Feud Limerick
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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