Resolution Aftermath (Limerick)
There’s a Jan. 1 tradition, held dear,
To make vows to get up off your rear…
And reform. Well, it’s May:
Habits (BAD ones) hold sway.
But don’t worry: There’s always next year!
Tags: Bad Habits, New Year's Day
There’s a Jan. 1 tradition, held dear,
To make vows to get up off your rear…
And reform. Well, it’s May:
Habits (BAD ones) hold sway.
But don’t worry: There’s always next year!
Tags: Bad Habits, New Year's Day
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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If “next year” has so fixed expiration,
It might lead me to actualization!
For the one thing that I’m
Good at doing on time
Is perpetual procrastination.
LOL! Fun one, Sjaan!