Stiffed (Limerick)

Stiffed (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A collector was conned by a scam;
His “antique” poker chips were a sham.
So he decked the old dealer
And called him a “stealer,”
Which is one way to get a grand slam.

UPDATE: April 9 is Cherish An Antique Day.

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6 Responses to “Stiffed (Limerick)”

  1. Wandering in the words on an early Sunday morning – I always come to that turn in the road that sparkles with laughter. This morning – another turn – another smile. Another thank you :)

  2. Locomente says:

    This is real good…
    Liked the rhyming

  3. ZQ says:

    OK Your crazy :-) You are great company in this ward.

  4. Wonderfully written….always a pleasure to read your limericks…

    iced desire

  5. grapeling says:

    wandered in here late
    unkempt as is my usual state
    but dirt on my sleeve
    won’t cause you to leave
    me smacked into a funeral crate