Leggy Limerick

Once again, it’s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook.

So I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:

A gal who was showing some thigh…

Here’s mine:

Leggy Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A gal who was showing some thigh
Caught the eye of a very cute guy.
But alas he lacked nerve—
Failed to speak up with verve.
She kept walking — his op went bye-bye.

Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you’re on Facebook, I hope you’ll join my friends in that same activity in my Facebook Limerick-Off post.

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17 Responses to “Leggy Limerick”

  1. Gary Chomiak says:

    A gal who was showing some thigh
    as she drank her whiskey and rye.
    The bartender told her
    to look over her shoulder.
    An old sleaze ball was getting high.

  2. Anne says:

    A gal who was showing some thigh
    Stuffed it back into her pants with a sigh
    She used to be petite
    But now she looked like a freak
    So fat she thought she would die!

  3. Robert says:

    A gal who was showing some thigh
    Caught a gentleman passerby’s eye
    Said she, with a grin,
    “Sit down and dig in!
    This chicken is really great fried!”

  4. A gal who was showing some thigh,
    Had run to the men’s room close by,
    But she was too late,
    For the horse at the gate,
    Had already zipped up his fly.

  5. A gal who was showing some thigh,
    Had hoped to pick up this guy,
    But as soon as she flashed,
    He tripped up and crashed,
    And fell face first in her pie!

  6. Patrick says:

    A gal who was showing some thigh
    made all of her men friends sigh
    her satiny skin
    made each of them grin
    and want to give her a try.

  7. madkane says:

    These are delightful. Thanks! And please keep your limericks coming.

  8. Daisy Mae says:

    A gal who was showing her thighs
    With a ‘come hither’ look in her eyes
    Her breasts bouncy and buxom
    Men wanted to touch ’em
    ‘Til her penis caught all by surprise

  9. jesse levy says:

    A gal who was showing some thigh
    Had a sense of humor so wry
    But she had a bad lisp
    So her speech wasn’t crisp
    So she often would heave a big thigh.

  10. “A gal who was showing some thigh…”
    All she could eat was pie
    So, she kept getting bigger
    And slowly lost all her vigor
    Till her friends started calling her potpie

  11. Peter M says:

    A gal who was showing some thigh
    Walked through the halls of Versailles
    What men saw in the mirror
    Caused a large furor
    It turned out the gal was a guy.

  12. scott says:

    A gal who was showing some thigh,
    stirred the loins of each man passing by.
    But they all held their ground,
    when they looked up and found,
    they’d first have to go through this guy.

  13. Lee Magilow says:

    A gal who was showing some thigh
    told the cook with a twinkling eye,
    if there’s one thing we’ve learned,
    where the flesh is concerned,
    it’s better to roast than to fry.

  14. Dr. Goose says:

    A gal who was showing some thigh
    ‘Neath a skirt that had ridden up high
    Said: “I’ll not take offense
    To the poles in the tents
    Of the trousers of male passers-by.”

  15. scott says:

    A gal who was showing some thigh,
    was a member of Phi Kappa Phi.
    So I began calculating,
    the odds of us mating.
    And by golly, I ended with pi.

  16. madkane says:

    These are delightful. Thanks so much, and please keep your limericks coming!

  17. Swisstoons says:

    A gal who was showing some thigh
    Let her skirt ride up (Whoa!), oh so high!
    “There is nothing much sweeter
    Man, would I like to meet ‘er!”
    Mused a guy who was sitting nearby.