Send Us Spring, STAT!

I’m so sick of this snowy New York winter. And of all the fretful phone calls from my mother-in-law, warning hubby Mark about snow shoveling and heart attacks. Funny, she isn’t at all concerned about my heart.

That brings me to my latest limerick:

Send Us Spring, STAT!
By Madeleine Begun Kane

I’m achy from head down to toe.
The cause? I’ve been shoveling snow.
I wanted to punt,
But instead, did our front,
While my spouse did the rest — quid pro quo.

     

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I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the one up side of February which is coming up very soon: Valentines Day. And so happy Valentines day, especially to you fellows who may find this Valentines Day column helpful. Gals, you can thank me later.

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6 Responses to “Send Us Spring, STAT!”

  1. Nate Levin says:

    Another nice limerick, MK. You set such a high standard.

  2. Joyce Taron says:

    Oh, that mother-in-law; funny!
    But, seriously, I do hope the weather is warmer for you soon.

  3. Realist says:

    It started with two feet of snow
    And temps that hit thirty below
    In a 40 mile gale –
    My tolerance failed
    I went where the sun is aglow.

  4. madkane says:

    I need to go somewhere myself, Realist. :)