Crotchety Ode

A crotchety fellow named Rich
Would always complain, “Life’s a bitch!”
He griped and he grumbled
Whenever plans tumbled,
Cuz kvetching for Rich was his niche.

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11 Responses to “Crotchety Ode”

  1. A crotchety fellow named Rich.
    Was married to a senile old bitch.
    He asked for cole slaw,
    and got socked in the jaw,
    His temperment blamed on the witch.

  2. OK, my apologies- I never did believe this and it kind of stuck with me…

    A crotchey fellow named Rich
    Had a rifle he claimed had a glitch
    His friend’s face he did nick
    So apropros he’s called “Dick”
    Yes, Cheney shot without nary a hitch!

  3. A crotchety fellow named Rich
    Dated until he was hitched.
    He did not realize
    His wife was a guy
    Now he dresses like a “bad” witch. ;-)

  4. A crotchety fellow named Rich
    Look like Rod Blagovich
    Until his hair went astray
    On that one fateful day
    And is now on Maury Povich.

  5. A crotchety fellow named Rich
    Lied whenever he twitched.
    He wound up on FOX
    With a head full of rocks
    Now he talks like Newt Gingrich!

  6. madkane says:

    Thanks for your fun limericks!

  7. Tumblewords says:

    Dropped by to get my weekly chuckle and snort. When I grow up, I wanna write limericks with a kick!

  8. Catherine says:

    A crotchety fellow named Rich
    Whose privates developed a twitch
    Hoped his “problem” was cured
    But instead was assured
    He had a mean case of jock itch

  9. Ron says:

    A crotchety fellow named Rich
    Was told not to marry the witch
    He now has to explain
    To a judge down on Main
    Why he buried the bitch in a ditch

  10. madkane says:

    Thanks Tumblewords! And Ron and Catherine, you are quite the couple. :)