Comments on: Crotchety Ode

By: madkane

madkane — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 05:40:12 +0000

Thanks Tumblewords! And Ron and Catherine, you are quite the couple. :)

By: Ron

Ron — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:09:48 +0000

A crotchety fellow named Rich
Was told not to marry the witch
He now has to explain
To a judge down on Main
Why he buried the bitch in a ditch

By: Catherine

Catherine — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:37:58 +0000

A crotchety fellow named Rich
Whose privates developed a twitch
Hoped his “problem” was cured
But instead was assured
He had a mean case of jock itch

By: Tumblewords

Tumblewords — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:55:09 +0000

Dropped by to get my weekly chuckle and snort. When I grow up, I wanna write limericks with a kick!

By: madkane

madkane — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:47:28 +0000

Thanks for your fun limericks!

By: Rob Hood

Rob Hood — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:48:54 +0000

Crotchety Ode
A crotchety fellow named Rich
Was diagnosed with terminal itch
He searched for a way
that he’d feel okay
But he decided his life was a bitch

By: Mark Lysgaard

Mark Lysgaard — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:29:23 +0000

A crotchety fellow named Rich
Lied whenever he twitched.
He wound up on FOX
With a head full of rocks
Now he talks like Newt Gingrich!

By: Nickers and Ink

Nickers and Ink — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:29:26 +0000

Mine is here:

SLYSPACE – AN AMBITIOUS INTROVERT GOES ONLINE

By: Mark Lysgaard

Mark Lysgaard — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:26:17 +0000

A crotchety fellow named Rich
Look like Rod Blagovich
Until his hair went astray
On that one fateful day
And is now on Maury Povich.

By: Mark Lysgaard

Mark Lysgaard — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:25:26 +0000

A crotchety fellow named Rich
Dated until he was hitched.
He did not realize
His wife was a guy
Now he dresses like a “bad” witch. ;-)