Homonym Verse (Limerick & Haiku Prompt) (Updated)
Today I’ve decided to have some homonym fun and I hope you will too. I’ve written two haiku about meat and a limerick using the word meet. First, my limerick:
Whenever I meet someone new,
I use memory tricks till I’m blue.
But it’s always the same —
I forget ev’ry name
Right away — hope they blank mine out too.
And now my two meat haiku (senryu):
Jews who keep kosher
Have anti-pig-meat bias:
“Don’t reform!” say pigs.
I can’t understand
Those who oppose beef-eating,
Except, perhaps, cows.
Now, of course, it’s your turn. Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to write some verse using the homonyms meet and meat, or some other pair of homonyms if you prefer. When you’ve posted your poem(s), please return here and add a direct link to your themed poetry, using Mr. Linky.
Update: I added a second haiku, after commenter Stan Ski correctly pointed out that my cow haiku was about meat, but didn’t include the word meat.
Limerick and Haiku Prompts Participants
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UPDATE 2: Mr. Linky is now closed, but you can still add links to your homonym verse in the Comments. And if you’d like to participate in a new poetry prompt, you can always find my latest one here.
Tags: Beef Eaters, Cow Poem, Food Verse, Homonym Poems, Jewish Humor, Keeping Kosher, Meat Humor, Meeting Humor, Memory Limerick, Memory Tricks, Pig Haiku, Writing Prompts
Unforgettable limerick!
What , no meat?
You’re right, Stan. My cow haiku is about meat, but doesn’t include the word, so I’ve added a second haiku. Thanks for pointing that out.
one on meat and meet
O IS FOR OUTDOOR OVERLOOK, at NICKERS AND INK