Miss Dating? Not me!
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Before I was married I dated
Hardly ever, cause dating I hated.
Then I met hubby Mark,
Which created a spark.
Elated, we dated and mated.
(For more date-related poems, visit Sunday Scribblings)
NOTE: If you like to write limericks or haiku, give my new poetry prompt a try. My latest topic is right on the money.
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January 11th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
short and sweet.
January 11th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Straight to the point! Loved it!
January 11th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
My husband Mark just read this and suggested 3 alternative last lines. Any preferences among these? Or should I keep my limerick as is?
a) It was fated. Elated, we mated.
b) Was it fated? Elated, we mated.
c) Glad I waited — Elated we mated.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Ah. Hmmm. As is works for me! But then I’m not ‘mark’ed’…
January 11th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
I liked it as is
made me smile
January 12th, 2008 at 3:33 am
Thanks, everyone!
January 12th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Wonderful … the KISS technique works everytime!
January 12th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Perfect!
January 12th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Hah! Fabulous!
January 12th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
keep it as is. perhaps he wants to write his own first 4 lines to go with one of those alternative endings?
January 13th, 2008 at 3:35 am
Thanks so much for all your comments!
January 13th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Made me chuckle! Thanks!
January 13th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Oh, I enjoyed this. Clever and chuckle-inducing! Well done.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:11 am
I like it. I never cared too much for dating. Too many guessing games and mixed drinks. I much prefer being married. Now I can drink all I want and know where I’ll spend the night regardless.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:58 am
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January 14th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
that was so very good…great limerick
January 18th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Thanks so much everyone!
January 20th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Cute!
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