Keeping Abreast Of Bras
By Madeleine Begun Kane
There are gals who view bras as a gift,
For without ‘em their breasts are adrift.
But other gals spurn ‘em,
And some even burn ‘em,
Giving men (and some women) a lift.
(In case you missed my Wonderbra song parody it’s here.)
UPDATE: Don’t forget to enter my Mother’s Day limerick writing contest. The deadline is May 12, 2007 and there are money prizes for the best two limericks.
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April 27th, 2007 at 7:10 am
I say burning those bras is a bold
Cry for freedom but gals must be told
That boobs hanging free
May soon touch the knee
As the gravity starts taking hold!
:D
April 28th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Thanks for sharing your limerick, aparna!
May 3rd, 2007 at 9:24 am
The Carnival of Satire (#73)…
We have a supportive Carnival of Satire for you this week, filled with great posts that, unlike the old Sears underwear ad at left, does not airbrush out the naughty bits. Enjoy!
Alejna presents some hilarious punctuation advice to a would-be kidnap…
May 6th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
I love women who love bras
All shapes and sizes, maybe some extra
Support or fashion are good reasons
There must be a bra for all seasons!
So, please don’t go and burn those bras!
May 7th, 2007 at 12:27 am
Hmmm, it’s starting to sound like guys like bras more than women do.
May 7th, 2007 at 11:47 am
I love bras and I’m a guy
I’m sure you’re wondering why
It’s simple, really nothing strange
You see, I don’t get tempted when it rains
Those pointy things won’t poke my eye!
May 13th, 2007 at 7:15 am
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May 25th, 2007 at 5:38 am
Showcase of Female Talent…
Each month we will hold a carnival of blogs written by women as a way of promoting their work. Here is the first edition and if you want to join in next month then follow the link at the bottom…
June 4th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
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August 26th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
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January 13th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Oh how I hate bras…I’d take tank tops with those built-in bras that don’t do squat any day over a bra that makes me feel as if I’m about to suffocate throughout the day!