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	<title>Comments on: Keeping Abreast Of Bras</title>
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		<title>By: Jerry Chase</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/04/26/keeping-abreast-of-bras/comment-page-1/#comment-132257</link>
		<dc:creator>Jerry Chase</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:40:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"In days of olde,
 So we are told;
 The bra was not yet invented:

 They wiggled and jiggled,
 And sometimes they giggled;
 Alas--could not be prevented!"


Seriously, I love what bras support . . . but frankly, I do have a serious
appreciation for women "doing without", regardless of size.   Their
breasts don't even have to move:  I just like the "natural-ness" of
breasts that are not all "strapped up", as it were.   And there is no
truth to the rumor that without "modern-day bra technology" that
women's breasts would sag prematurely.    Its simply is not so.

The funny thing is that when bras first became common, older
women disdained both the garment and the wearers of them,
claiming frequently . . . "She only wears that thing to attract men!"
Again, not so.   We men simply adore nice boobs:  there's simply
nothing so pleasant and soft as a woman's breasts touching your
face.   Must we think that it's any more complicated than that?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;In days of olde,<br />
 So we are told;<br />
 The bra was not yet invented:</p>
<p> They wiggled and jiggled,<br />
 And sometimes they giggled;<br />
 Alas&#8211;could not be prevented!&#8221;</p>
<p>Seriously, I love what bras support . . . but frankly, I do have a serious<br />
appreciation for women &#8220;doing without&#8221;, regardless of size.   Their<br />
breasts don&#8217;t even have to move:  I just like the &#8220;natural-ness&#8221; of<br />
breasts that are not all &#8220;strapped up&#8221;, as it were.   And there is no<br />
truth to the rumor that without &#8220;modern-day bra technology&#8221; that<br />
women&#8217;s breasts would sag prematurely.    Its simply is not so.</p>
<p>The funny thing is that when bras first became common, older<br />
women disdained both the garment and the wearers of them,<br />
claiming frequently . . . &#8220;She only wears that thing to attract men!&#8221;<br />
Again, not so.   We men simply adore nice boobs:  there&#8217;s simply<br />
nothing so pleasant and soft as a woman&#8217;s breasts touching your<br />
face.   Must we think that it&#8217;s any more complicated than that?</p>
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		<title>By: Holly</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/04/26/keeping-abreast-of-bras/comment-page-1/#comment-52285</link>
		<dc:creator>Holly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh how I hate bras...I'd take tank tops with those built-in bras that don't do squat any day over a bra that makes me feel as if I'm about to suffocate throughout the day!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh how I hate bras&#8230;I&#8217;d take tank tops with those built-in bras that don&#8217;t do squat any day over a bra that makes me feel as if I&#8217;m about to suffocate throughout the day!</p>
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		<title>By: All Women Blogging Carnival &#124; All for Women</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/04/26/keeping-abreast-of-bras/comment-page-1/#comment-26538</link>
		<dc:creator>All Women Blogging Carnival &#124; All for Women</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Madeleine Begun Kane presents Keeping Abreast Of Bras posted at Mad Kane&#8217;s Humor Blog. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Madeleine Begun Kane presents Keeping Abreast Of Bras posted at Mad Kane&#8217;s Humor Blog. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Feminist Law Professors &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Second Carnival of Radical Feminists</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/04/26/keeping-abreast-of-bras/comment-page-1/#comment-14464</link>
		<dc:creator>Feminist Law Professors &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Second Carnival of Radical Feminists</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 20:56:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Mad Kane&#8217;s Humor Blog: &#8220;Keeping Abreast Of Bras.&#8221; [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Mad Kane&#8217;s Humor Blog: &#8220;Keeping Abreast Of Bras.&#8221; [...]</p>
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		<title>By: ThePodcastSisters</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/04/26/keeping-abreast-of-bras/comment-page-1/#comment-12369</link>
		<dc:creator>ThePodcastSisters</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 09:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Showcase of Female Talent...&lt;/strong&gt;

Each month we will hold a carnival of blogs written by women as a way of promoting their work. Here is the first edition and if you want to join in next month then follow the link at the bottom...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Showcase of Female Talent&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>Each month we will hold a carnival of blogs written by women as a way of promoting their work. Here is the first edition and if you want to join in next month then follow the link at the bottom&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: anja merret - chatting to my generation &#187; Blog Carnival on Observations on Life issue 13 May 2007</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/04/26/keeping-abreast-of-bras/comment-page-1/#comment-11504</link>
		<dc:creator>anja merret - chatting to my generation &#187; Blog Carnival on Observations on Life issue 13 May 2007</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 11:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Madeleine Begun Kane presents Keeping Abreast Of Bras posted at Mad Kane&#8217;s Humor Blog. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Madeleine Begun Kane presents Keeping Abreast Of Bras posted at Mad Kane&#8217;s Humor Blog. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Calvin Warr</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/04/26/keeping-abreast-of-bras/comment-page-1/#comment-10699</link>
		<dc:creator>Calvin Warr</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 15:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love bras and I'm a guy
I'm sure you're wondering why
It's simple, really nothing strange
You see, I don't get tempted when it rains
Those pointy things won't poke my eye!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love bras and I&#8217;m a guy<br />
I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re wondering why<br />
It&#8217;s simple, really nothing strange<br />
You see, I don&#8217;t get tempted when it rains<br />
Those pointy things won&#8217;t poke my eye!</p>
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		<title>By: madkane</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/04/26/keeping-abreast-of-bras/comment-page-1/#comment-10650</link>
		<dc:creator>madkane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 04:27:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmmm, it's starting to sound like guys like bras more than women do. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmm, it&#8217;s starting to sound like guys like bras more than women do. :)</p>
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		<title>By: Calvin Warr</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/04/26/keeping-abreast-of-bras/comment-page-1/#comment-10643</link>
		<dc:creator>Calvin Warr</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 01:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love women who love bras
All shapes and sizes, maybe some extra
Support or fashion are good reasons
There must be a bra for all seasons!
So, please don't go and burn those bras!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love women who love bras<br />
All shapes and sizes, maybe some extra<br />
Support or fashion are good reasons<br />
There must be a bra for all seasons!<br />
So, please don&#8217;t go and burn those bras!</p>
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		<title>By: the skwib</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/04/26/keeping-abreast-of-bras/comment-page-1/#comment-10458</link>
		<dc:creator>the skwib</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 13:24:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;The Carnival of Satire (#73)...&lt;/strong&gt;

	We have a supportive Carnival of Satire for you this week, filled with great posts that, unlike the old Sears underwear ad at left, does not airbrush out the naughty bits.  Enjoy!
	Alejna presents some hilarious punctuation advice to a would-be kidnap...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Carnival of Satire (#73)&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>	We have a supportive Carnival of Satire for you this week, filled with great posts that, unlike the old Sears underwear ad at left, does not airbrush out the naughty bits.  Enjoy!<br />
	Alejna presents some hilarious punctuation advice to a would-be kidnap&#8230;</p>
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