Posts Tagged ‘Romney Satire’

Limerick Ode To Mitt “Man Of The People” Romney

Monday, February 27th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Mitt “Man Of The People” Romney
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Romney, your essence is “rich.”
Your attempts to “relate” are a stitch.
So nobody buys
Your fake empathy tries.
It seems playacting isn’t your niche.

Dear Mitt, A Limerick Love Note

Monday, February 27th, 2012

Dear Mitt, A Limerick Love Note
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Mitt, I’m enjoying your height.
Not too tall. Not too short. You’re just right.
And I also adore
That your cars number “four.”
Please forgive me for being so trite.