My Dream For Glenn Beck … And America
I have a dream that one day crazed liars like Glenn Beck will no longer pollute our television and radio waves and the Internet.
I have a dream that one day the American people will stop being suckered by deranged media personalities like Glenn Beck.
I have a dream that one day Glenn Beck will headline a rally like his “restore honor” to America rally scheduled on the anniversary of Martin Luther King’s “I Have A Dream Speech” … and nobody will show up.
My Dream For Glenn Beck … And America (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Oh, I have a dream for Glenn Beck:
That he’ll lose his unending blank check
To spread mad, evil lies
That are greeted as wise,
When they’re really insidious dreck.
Tags: Deranged Media Personalities, Glenn Beck, Martin Luther King, Media Humor, Political Rally
I too have a dream for Mr. Beck
And I’ll tell it to you. What the heck?
It involves putting voles
into certain of his holes
then punching him hard in the neck.
I’m not limericky – you’ve said it all. Dreck is a good word, but maybe not strong enough for the nutso beck ilk.
Please forgive me my centrism Ms. Kane:
It is so incredibly true
Their half-baked ideas they pursue
The ones on the right
the seem quite a blight,
But the left, they too tend to spew
oh, i have a dream for glenn beck
that he will be hanged by the neck
once he is dead
then lop off his head
and throw the whole thing in a shed
Your limerick is right on, Mad!
Glenn Beck can be seen on Fox News
He espouses peculiar views
And the sheeple he reaches
With his fear mongering speeches
Like him, they belong in a zoo
Thanks everyone for your limericks and kind words!