Trump, Christmas’s Savior? (Limerick)
Josh Dawsey: “Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke introduced POTUS by calling him ‘the man who brought Christmas back’ at tonight’s tree lighting ceremony, per pool report.”
Ryan Zinke asserted tonight
That the Prez brought an end to the blight
Of a Christmas that’s gone;
Brought it back — a new dawn…
Will he magic’lly make the day WHITE?
Tags: Dept. of Interior, Donald Trump, Ryan Zinke, War On Christmas
