The State of the Republican Race (Limerick)

We’ve three Js in the race: Jeb, Jim, John.
(Bush and Gilmore and Kasich ain’t gone.)
Sleepy Ben, Grumpy Trump,
Cruz, and Marco still stump,
As the GOP con game drones on.

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2 Responses to “The State of the Republican Race (Limerick)”

  1. Gilmore’s out — and no wonder.

    It’s a pity that Governor Gilmore
    Didn’t threaten to menace and kill more.
    If Trump’s gonna run
    As Attila the Hun,
    Who’d vote for the Next Millard Fillmore?

  2. Randy says:

    When voting for the U.S. President
    The White House’s very next resident
    The answer is basic
    Just vote for John Kasich
    With this good advice I’m not hesitant.