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Open Limerick To Ted Cruz

Open Limerick To Ted Cruz
By Madeleine Begun Kane

My muse and I thank you, Ted Cruz.
We’re enthused by your news. No more blues!
I’m infused with elation.
You’re bruising our nation,
But your run means we rhymers can’t lose.

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One Response to “Open Limerick To Ted Cruz”

  1. Dave Johnson says:
    March 28, 2015 at 11:49 pm

    The G.O.P. has some big news:
    “I’m running” said Senator Cruz

    Whose tenure is short;
    While colleagues report

    His elbows will give you the blues.