Mitt’s “Telling” Message (Limerick)

Mitt Romney has big plans to “eliminate government programs and shutter cabinet agencies.” Which ones are on his dump-list? He refuses to say, responding, with a warped sort of honesty, that providing specifics could cost him the election.

Or as Jonathan Chait amusingly puts it: “One of the things I have found in previous elections is that announcing my plans makes people want to vote against me!”

Mitt’s “Telling” Message (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

There are agencies Mitt doesn’t like
And programs he’s planning to spike.
But he won’t tell us which
He’s intending to ditch.
You want pre-voting facts? Take a hike.

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3 Responses to “Mitt’s “Telling” Message (Limerick)”

  1. Steve Bates says:

    Mitt’s riding, no doubt, for a fall:
    He’d surely the voters appall
    If, asked “Hey, you nut…
    Which ones will you cut?”
    He answers his truth: “Whack ’em all!”

    – SB the YDS

  2. madkane says:

    Fun limerick, Steve. Thanks!

  3. hansi says:

    Mitt will say anything to anybody, just to get their vote.
    Wake-up America!