Limerick Ode To Paul Ryan

While listening to Rep. Paul Ryan’s (R – WI) State of the Union rebuttal, I realized that he has a certain charm. And that makes him unusually dangerous. Because though his Roadmap for America would be a disaster for this country, his personality could fool people into thinking it’s just what we need.

And that brings me to my latest limerick:

Limerick Ode to Paul Ryan
By Madeleine Begun Kane

I hope that few voters are buyin’
The proposals from Congressman Ryan.
They’re extreme to their core:
Screw the middle class, poor,
And the sick and would cause lots of dyin’.

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5 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Paul Ryan”

  1. Hansi says:

    Thank you Mr Ryan for the Roadmap
    But what do you take me for, a real sap?
    Your views are too extreme
    Way to the right it would seem,
    If I could reach out and touch ya, I’d give you a good slap.

    DISCLAIMER: In this age of vitriol gone violent. Please do not take this limerick as in any way, shape, or form, a threat upon the good congressman. Rather, slap was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with map and sap.

  2. madkane says:

    LOL! Hansi, I can’t decide which I enjoyed more — your limerick, or your disclaimer. :)

  3. The Oracle says:

    Why does Paul Ryan remind me of Eddie Munster?

  4. Patrick says:

    Unfortunately, dearie, he was elected in my district. How embarrassing is that?

  5. madkane says:

    My sympathies, Patrick. :)