Open Limerick To Robert Gibbs and President Obama
I was both annoyed and amused by Robert Gibbs’ anti-left freak out. Apparently, we progressives don’t sufficiently appreciate President Obama — wa wa wa!
Gibbs’ subsequent apology for his “inartful” attack on the left doesn’t mitigate the need for this open limerick to Mr. Gibbs and his boss:
Open Limerick To Robert Gibbs and President Obama
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Mr. Gibbs is thin-skinned, it appears.
From the left, he wants only big cheers.
But lefties just seek
A Dem Prez who ain’t weak.
White House courage is deep in arrears.
This verse is for Robert Gibbs’ boss.
Ignoring the left is your loss.
And a loss for the nation.
Our former elation
Is gone with your liberal gloss.
Tags: Anti-Left Rants, Liberals, Obama Verse, Progressives, Robert Gibbs, White House
Here’s a note to Robert Gibbs
Who seems to attack weak-kneed libs.
Bob, don’t act like a baby
‘Cause I’m thinkin’ maybe
Press Secs don’t look good wearing bibs.
A note from professional lefties
We pray the dems find their damn testes
To preserve Bush abuses
And blame us with excuses
You should all be hauled out in Hefties
…..bags that is!
The Professional Left is upset
At how much Obama don’t get.
With roads ground to gravel
There’s no road to travel
To Barry’s Nice Future – you bet!
Mr. Gibbs, you still have a job
Until Rahm decides your a slob
How long do you think –
Once he hands you your pink –
It takes to be thrown to the mob?
Said Gibbs “The left is on drugs.”
Rahm agrees: “Just pull out the rug.”
“They’ve nowhere to go.”
“They’re retarded you know.”
“In November they’ll come back to ‘O'”