The Birth Of Lunacy

As I wrote Monday, David Vitter has an unexpected primary fight on his hands. Well, apparently he’s now so desperate to hold on to the wingnut vote, that he’s turned into a full-fledged Birther.

At a town hall event Sunday, he made it clear that he backs Birther lawsuits challenging President Obama’s citizenship, saying he supports “conservative legal organizations and others who would bring that to court.”

That brings me to my latest David Vitter limerick:

The Birth Of Lunacy
By Madeleine Begun Kane

David Vitter has told us his view
Of the Birther position, on cue.
He profoundly approves
And says it behooves
Those with standing to sue, baby, sue.

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7 Responses to “The Birth Of Lunacy”

  1. Tumblewords says:

    HA! You always nail it right on the head. Why is dimbulb Vitter still ‘serving’ lunatics? He should have been pastured and pensionless.

  2. jesse levy says:

    So Vitter is courting the nuts?
    It figures from that silly putz.
    He sings a dumb song,
    Can’t admit that he’s wrong
    Which he would do if he had the guts.

  3. eve says:

    Lean to the left much?

  4. Helen Jacobs says:

    David Vitter has told us his view
    of hiring kinky girls he can woo!
    He’d like to make amends
    to his wife, but it Depends.
    On her answer to “C’mon bitch, let’s screw!”

  5. Steve Nance says:

    Vitter’s moral morass left him porous
    To a Traylor-led, barking-mad chorus
    So he’s howling in tune,
    A new-Birther poltroon,
    Hoping not to become whore-asaurus

  6. madkane says:

    Eve, was that supposed to be an insult? If so, you’ll have to work harder at it.

    Thanks Tumblewords for your kind words. And thanks Jesse, Helen, and Steve for your limericks!

  7. Jeff says:

    David Vitter has told us his view
    As always, he hasn’t a clue
    Those who doubt Barack’s birth
    Are the dumbest on earth
    But then I’m not saying anything new.