My John “My Friends” McCain Theory

Wow! Even Don “McCain Worshipper” Imus can’t stand it any more. I just heard Imus tell Craig Crawford:

If he says “my friends” one more time, I’m gonna kill myself.

I think it’s time for a haiku:

A candidate
Who can’t stop saying “my friends,”
Doesn’t have any.

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Rainbow Demon Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 8:32 am
I love it. Thanks for the laugh.

Peace,
=RD=
Diana Says:
April 21st, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Damn that made my day. My thought exactly. So funny!
Stephen Feinland Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
It is not a Haiku. It has only four sylabbles in the first line instead of five.
will Says:
May 19th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Um…yeah. I’m a fan of the I-Man, but considering his hatard for Bush and the Iraq war am a little baffled by his love for McCain.

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