Ode To John “You Little Jerk” McCain

Calling audience questioners¬†“jerks,” is far from John McCain’s worse flaw.¬† But now that he’s done it at least twice, I thought I’d write the testy, warmongering Senator a limerick:

Ode To John “You Little Jerk” McCain
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Among John McCain’s irksome quirks
Is his habit of calling guys jerks
For presenting a query
Of which John is leery—
Still less galling than George Dubya’s smirks.[tags]Senator John McCain, Presidential Race Humor, Little Jerk, Campaign Satire, Election Humor[/tags]

3 Responses to “Ode To John “You Little Jerk” McCain”

  1. Tracee Sioux says:

    That’s the best limerick I’ve read in a while.

  2. madkane says:

    Thanks Tracee Sioux!

  3. McCainiac says:

    Yes, that is a very clever little rhymer.