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A Liar’s Haiku

AP calls Mitt’s lies
A “candor gap,” bypassing
Candor lacuna.

Technorati Tags: Mitt Romney Satire, Candor Gap, Media Dishonesty

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2 Responses to “A Liar’s Haiku”

Steve Bates Says:
January 1st, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Completely OT, a very Happy New Year to you, Mad!
The Carnival of Satire (#92) | The Skwib Says:
January 17th, 2008 at 11:37 am
[…] Madeleine Begun Kane takes us on a poetical politics ride with this funny A Liar’s Haiku and a limerick crying for sanity: Dear Editor: Enough With The Polls, Already!. […]

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