Pity The Pedestrian (Limerick)
“I was almost mowed down by a bike,
After dodging a tyke on a trike,”
Said a gal, in a daze,
After walking a ways.
“I just wish they would all take a hike!”
Tags: Walking Humor
“I was almost mowed down by a bike,
After dodging a tyke on a trike,”
Said a gal, in a daze,
After walking a ways.
“I just wish they would all take a hike!”
Tags: Walking Humor
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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