Limerick Of Manners

My humorist pal Felice Prager had a birthday recently and, thanks to Facebook reminders, was receiving an extra large slew of birthday greetings. When she responded to mine, she joked about writing a limerick starting with the line: “The girl who said thank you a lot …” So of course, I did:

Limerick Of Manners
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The girl who said thank you a lot
Sure wanted to stop, but could not,
Cuz she knew it ain’t right
To stop acting polite.
So she purchased a thanks-giving bot.

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5 Responses to “Limerick Of Manners”

  1. Jesse Levy says:

    The girl who said thank you a lot
    Was considered by guys to be hot
    She got on her back
    With never a lack
    Of men to lay down on her cot

  2. The girl who said thank you a lot
    Tied her leather and lace in tight knots.
    The Republican were whipped
    On their Las Vegas field trip
    Michael Steele’s Magnolia’s are HOT!! ;-)

  3. Mad Kane says:

    Thanks Jesse and Mark for your fun limericks.

  4. Steve Nance says:

    The girl who said thank you a lot…
    No, thank YOU! — the reply that she got.
    From this infinite regress
    There was simply no egress —
    They thanked each other to death on the spot.

  5. madkane says:

    Fun one, Steve N!