Marriage Catch

Marriage Catch
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Said the fellow, “I need some advice.
Tell me how I can catch me some mice,
Cause my wife saw some lurk
By the fridge—went berserk!
Till I catch ’em, my sex life’s on ice.”

(My marriage humor is collected here.)

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11 Responses to “Marriage Catch”

  1. local girl says:

    So true! Thanks for the laughs and for sharing this with the Carnival of Family Life.

  2. Fitena says:

    Mad, thanks loads for contributing. This is hilarious!

  3. An Island Life » Carnival of Family Life #38 says:

    […] Just for Laughs Mad Kane is back with another hilarious poem. Stop by Mad Kane’s Humor Blog to read Marriage Catch. […]

  4. Karen Lynch says:

    No kidding! Can’t have sex with mice in the house!

    I enjoyed this post on The Carnival of Family LIfe.

  5. Lisa says:

    That is a cute poem, and so true.

    Here via the carnival of family life.

  6. madkane says:

    Thanks everyone!

  7. Carnival of Humor Issue 3 » bobbarama’s humor carnival says:

    […] Amusing Wine? and Marriage Catch … by Madeleine over at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog. No one — and I do mean No One — writes wittier, funnier limericks than Mad. Two for the price of one here. Enjoy. […]

  8. The Gnome says:

    Great stuff. Came over via Carnival of Humor and will be back regularly!

    The Gnome

  9. madkane says:

    Thanks, The Gnome!

  10. Polli says:

    Love this one Mad Kane! I am here via bobbarama’s humor carnival. I’ll be back to see more!

  11. madkane says:

    Thanks Polli!