Marriage Catch
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Said the fellow, “I need some advice.
Tell me how I can catch me some mice,
Cause my wife saw some lurk
By the fridge—went berserk!
Till I catch ’em, my sex life’s on ice.”
(My marriage humor is collected here.)
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January 18th, 2007 at 10:56 am
The Carnival of Satire (#62)…
Welcome to The Carnival of Satire. This week our satirists tackle politics, technology and the gastro-intestinal track. Yep, just another day at The Skwib. We hope you enjoy it.
Mad Kane’s Political Madness has political poetry to start us o…
January 18th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
So true! Thanks for the laughs and for sharing this with the Carnival of Family Life.
January 19th, 2007 at 5:44 am
Mad, thanks loads for contributing. This is hilarious!
Fitèna
January 22nd, 2007 at 1:31 am
[…] Just for Laughs Mad Kane is back with another hilarious poem. Stop by Mad Kane’s Humor Blog to read Marriage Catch. […]
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:34 am
No kidding! Can’t have sex with mice in the house!
I enjoyed this post on The Carnival of Family LIfe.
January 22nd, 2007 at 10:03 pm
That is a cute poem, and so true.
Here via the carnival of family life.
January 25th, 2007 at 2:01 am
Thanks everyone!
February 4th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
[…] Amusing Wine? and Marriage Catch … by Madeleine over at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog. No one — and I do mean No One — writes wittier, funnier limericks than Mad. Two for the price of one here. Enjoy. […]
February 8th, 2007 at 10:16 am
Great stuff. Came over via Carnival of Humor and will be back regularly!
The Gnome
February 8th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Thanks, The Gnome!
March 4th, 2007 at 11:40 pm
Love this one Mad Kane! I am here via bobbarama’s humor carnival. I’ll be back to see more!
March 5th, 2007 at 12:14 am
Thanks Polli!
March 9th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
[…] * Office Politics * Man Can’t Live By Bread Alone … Or Can He? * Backup Blues * Surmounting Marriage * Open Sesame * Deep Pockets / Pricey Dockets * A Biting Limerick * Amusing Wine? * Marriage Catch * O’Donnell v. The DonaldTechnorati Tags: Wine, Marriage, The Donald, Rosie O’Donnell, Dentists, Mountain Climbing, CDs, Computer Backups, Bread, Money, Office Politics Share and Enjoy:These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages. […]
April 29th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
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