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Marriage Catch

Marriage Catch
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Said the fellow, “I need some advice.
Tell me how I can catch me some mice,
Cause my wife saw some lurk
By the fridge—went berserk!
Till I catch ’em, my sex life’s on ice.”

(My marriage humor is collected here.)[tags]Marriage Humor, Sex Humor, Mice Humor, Vermin Humor[/tags]

This entry was posted on Monday, January 15th, 2007 at 2:57 am and is filed under Animal & Pet Humor, Battle of the Sexes, Family & Relatives Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Relationship Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

14 Responses to “Marriage Catch”

  1. the skwib says:
    January 18, 2007 at 10:56 am

    The Carnival of Satire (#62)…

    Welcome to The Carnival of Satire. This week our satirists tackle politics, technology and the gastro-intestinal track. Yep, just another day at The Skwib. We hope you enjoy it.
    Mad Kane’s Political Madness has political poetry to start us o…

  2. local girl says:
    January 18, 2007 at 5:51 pm

    So true! Thanks for the laughs and for sharing this with the Carnival of Family Life.

  3. Fitena says:
    January 19, 2007 at 5:44 am

    Mad, thanks loads for contributing. This is hilarious!
    Fitèna

  4. An Island Life » Carnival of Family Life #38 says:
    January 22, 2007 at 1:31 am

    [...] Just for Laughs Mad Kane is back with another hilarious poem. Stop by Mad Kane’s Humor Blog to read Marriage Catch. [...]

  5. Karen Lynch says:
    January 22, 2007 at 11:34 am

    No kidding! Can’t have sex with mice in the house!

    I enjoyed this post on The Carnival of Family LIfe.

  6. Lisa says:
    January 22, 2007 at 10:03 pm

    That is a cute poem, and so true.

    Here via the carnival of family life.

  7. madkane says:
    January 25, 2007 at 2:01 am

    Thanks everyone!

  8. Carnival of Humor Issue 3 » bobbarama’s humor carnival says:
    February 4, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    [...] Amusing Wine? and Marriage Catch … by Madeleine over at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog. No one — and I do mean No One — writes wittier, funnier limericks than Mad. Two for the price of one here. Enjoy. [...]

  9. The Gnome says:
    February 8, 2007 at 10:16 am

    Great stuff. Came over via Carnival of Humor and will be back regularly!

    The Gnome

  10. madkane says:
    February 8, 2007 at 4:01 pm

    Thanks, The Gnome!

  11. Polli says:
    March 4, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    Love this one Mad Kane! I am here via bobbarama’s humor carnival. I’ll be back to see more!

  12. madkane says:
    March 5, 2007 at 12:14 am

    Thanks Polli!

  13. Mad Kane’s Political Madness » Blog Archive » Recently On My Other (Non-Political) Humor Blog says:
    March 9, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    [...] * Office Politics * Man Can’t Live By Bread Alone … Or Can He? * Backup Blues * Surmounting Marriage * Open Sesame * Deep Pockets / Pricey Dockets * A Biting Limerick * Amusing Wine? * Marriage Catch * O’Donnell v. The DonaldTechnorati Tags: Wine, Marriage, The Donald, Rosie O’Donnell, Dentists, Mountain Climbing, CDs, Computer Backups, Bread, Money, Office Politics Share and Enjoy:These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages. [...]

  14. Dodgeblogium » Blog Archive » Studio BOMS says:
    April 29, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    [...] Madeleine Begun Kane presents Marriage Catch posted at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog. [...]

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